We’ve discovered that the Red Avenger isn’t a superhero, as we previously thought, but a big-time wrestler (“small-time,” says Olof ) . Whenever I lie down beside her, she is all over me. Laying the smack down, if you will. She fights dirty, too, pinching and biting and pulling hair. I usually last only a couple of minutes before tagging Olof in, but those minutes are long enough for her to leave me plenty of bumps and bruises and scratchmarks. She’s a rough customer, that one.
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Mistaken identity
December 5, 2008