I can hardly believe I’m saying this, but I am seriously considering getting rid of Åsa.

Or, I don’t know … as soon as I write that I know I’d never be able to do it, but I’m so fed up with her. She pees everywhere. Well, everywhere but in the litter box, that is. She never used to do that until we got Moa and Prins Bertil (then Ola, but he’s a non-issue now, obviously), so it’s clearly a territorial thing, and I’m at a loss for a satisfactory solution.

Last night she went on some sort of peeing rampage, going twice in Tage’s bedroom and once in the dogs’ food bowl (?!). I was ready to kill her myself this morning, the ungrateful bitch. I mean, come on … I let her sleep on my pillow, I buy her canned food, and this is the thanks I get? It’s an outrage.