I am so tired I feel like I could just fall over asleep at any moment. Every time I lie down and try to get comfortable, though, the baby gives me a jab to the bladder and I have to get up to go pee. I don’t think I’ve slept any longer than two hours at a stretch in the past couple of weeks (and usually it’s less than that), and the deprivation is starting to take its toll. (Please, if you have any regard at all for me, do NOT say that these last few weeks are good “practice” for having a newborn.)