{"id":940,"date":"2008-05-13T21:34:38","date_gmt":"2008-05-13T20:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=940"},"modified":"2008-05-13T21:41:14","modified_gmt":"2008-05-13T20:41:14","slug":"aye-theres-the-rub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=940","title":{"rendered":"Aye, there’s the rub.<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tage has been struggling mightily with the Super Mario game on the Nintendo DS, and he’s becoming increasingly frustrated.\u00a0 It seems he’s close to the breaking point, and just now he exclaimed in near-agony, “I do<\/em> want to win, but I lose<\/em>!”<\/p>\n

I wanted to tell him that he had just discovered one of life’s great truths, but I refrained.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tage has been struggling mightily with the Super Mario game on the Nintendo DS, and he’s becoming increasingly frustrated.\u00a0 It seems he’s close to the breaking point, and just now he exclaimed in near-agony, “I do want to win, but I lose!” I wanted to tell him that he had just discovered one of life’s… Read More Aye, there’s the rub.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}