{"id":894,"date":"2008-03-30T14:02:41","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T13:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=894"},"modified":"2008-03-30T14:03:37","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T13:03:37","slug":"phobic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=894","title":{"rendered":"<b>Phobic<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Lydia and I, with Brynja in tow, had our monthly lunch in town, and Olof and the middle kids&#8211;I&#8217;m having such a hard time learning not to call Tage and Petra &#8220;the little kids&#8221;&#8211;tagged along for a lunch of their own.  Driving there, Olof and I were trying to agree on a place and time to meet back up, and he suggested a parking lot in the center of town about an hour after I was to drop them off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Lydia&#8217;s going to want to do some shopping,&#8221; I reminded him.  &#8220;She has her allowance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He asked where I suggested meeting up, then, so I called back to Lydia, who sits in the far back of the car.  &#8220;Where do you want to shop?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?  When?&#8221; she asked, a strange quality to her voice.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Today, Lydia,&#8221;  I answered, my voice all exaggerated patience.  &#8220;We&#8217;re in the car on our way to town right now, aren&#8217;t we?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now her tone was pure panic.  &#8220;WHAT?!  I&#8217;m getting a <em>shot<\/em> today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, SHOP.  We&#8217;re going shopping.  Where do you want to <em>shop<\/em>?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; she said, relaxing into giddy giggles of relief that lasted for at least a mile or two.  &#8220;I thought you were taking me for a shot.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Lydia and I, with Brynja in tow, had our monthly lunch in town, and Olof and the middle kids&#8211;I&#8217;m having such a hard time learning not to call Tage and Petra &#8220;the little kids&#8221;&#8211;tagged along for a lunch of their own. Driving there, Olof and I were trying to agree on a place and&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=894\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Phobic<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}