{"id":795,"date":"2007-12-13T22:59:18","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T21:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=795"},"modified":"2007-12-13T23:13:58","modified_gmt":"2007-12-13T22:13:58","slug":"mission-78-accomplished","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=795","title":{"rendered":"<b>Mission 78% Accomplished<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I am officially seven months pregnant, just two months away from my February 13 due date.  I&#8217;ve been trying to convince myself that those months will fly by before I&#8217;ve had time to notice, but I can&#8217;t help looking back two months and thinking just how long it&#8217;s been since mid-October, and then I know that I&#8217;m kidding myself.  I&#8217;m trying to prepare myself, too, for going even longer, after the marathon, eleven-days-past-due tribulation that was my last pregnancy.  After Lydia&#8217;s having come a week early, then Tage nearly two weeks ahead of schedule, I was so not ready for Petra to take such a long time coming, but ready or not, that&#8217;s how it went.  These days I&#8217;m just telling myself that as long as the baby comes before Leap Day, we&#8217;ll be golden.  I know a lot of people think that Leap Day birthdays are cool, I see them as nothing more than a big pain in the ass that I&#8217;d just as soon avoid.<\/p>\n<p>And though I&#8217;m afraid of jinxing myself by mentioning it, there is a little part of me that would like the baby to hold off making an appearance until March.  It&#8217;s a silly thing, but I think it would give a nice pattern to our birthdays:  first we have Olof in January, then (maybe) the baby in March, me in April, Petra in July, Tage in August, and Lydia in September.  If you look closely, you&#8217;ll see that we&#8217;d have one birthday month, then one month off, then two birthday months, two months off, and finally, three birthday months, and three months off, before starting over again.  Like I said, silly, but it&#8217;s the kind of thing that appeals to me.  (I grant you, of course, that it&#8217;s likely to look much less appealing if late February does indeed roll around and I&#8217;ve still got no baby!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I am officially seven months pregnant, just two months away from my February 13 due date. I&#8217;ve been trying to convince myself that those months will fly by before I&#8217;ve had time to notice, but I can&#8217;t help looking back two months and thinking just how long it&#8217;s been since mid-October, and then I&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=795\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mission 78% Accomplished<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}