I’m under strict orders to post now if I want to post at all today, since Olof’s about to move the computers around and our server–and thus my blog–will be offline for an unspecified period of time.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, words are failing me a bit at the moment. I have nothing even slightly interesting or funny or thought-provoking to write about. But fear not, dear readers — I’ve got a little something I’ve been saving for just such a day as today. Honestly, it made me laugh until I cried. Every time I thought I couldn’t laugh any harder, it got funnier, so that by the time I finished reading I was little more than a helpless, giggling mass, worn out and aching from all the guffawing.<\/p>\n
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