{"id":667,"date":"2006-11-11T22:09:15","date_gmt":"2006-11-11T21:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=667"},"modified":"2006-11-12T00:06:09","modified_gmt":"2006-11-11T23:06:09","slug":"this-is-why-im-a-dog-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=667","title":{"rendered":"<b>This is why I&#8217;m a dog person.<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can hardly believe I&#8217;m saying this, but I am seriously considering getting rid of \u00c5sa.<\/p>\n<p>Or, I don&#8217;t know &#8230; as soon as I write that I know I&#8217;d never be able to do it, but I&#8217;m so fed up with her.  She pees <em>everywhere<\/em>.  Well, everywhere but in the litter box, that is.  She never used to do that until we got Moa and Prins Bertil (then Ola, but he&#8217;s a non-issue now, obviously), so it&#8217;s clearly a territorial thing, and I&#8217;m at a loss for a satisfactory solution.<\/p>\n<p>Last night she went on some sort of peeing rampage, going twice in Tage&#8217;s bedroom and once in the dogs&#8217; food bowl (?!).  I was ready to kill her myself this morning, the ungrateful bitch.  I mean, come on &#8230; I let her sleep on my pillow, I buy her canned food, and this is the thanks I get? It&#8217;s an outrage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can hardly believe I&#8217;m saying this, but I am seriously considering getting rid of \u00c5sa. Or, I don&#8217;t know &#8230; as soon as I write that I know I&#8217;d never be able to do it, but I&#8217;m so fed up with her. She pees everywhere. Well, everywhere but in the litter box, that is.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=667\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This is why I&#8217;m a dog person.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}