After the impressive nosedive of Operation Cold Turkey with Mustard, I turned to the internets for advice and found plenty to choose from.<\/p>\n
So I stuffed my bra with cabbage leaves and gave Petra carte blanche<\/em> at the Boob Juice Buffet, and whaddaya know–it worked! This morning I felt well enough to declare myself mastitis-free, and not a minute too soon, I can tell you. The whole affair was traumatic enough to make me put my weaning plans on hold indefinitely, which was likely Petra’s objective from the get-go. She lured me into believing that cutting her off would be a walk in the park, then turned the tables when I least expected it, and when my head stopped reeling, I realized she<\/em> was in the driver’s seat. Wily, that one.<\/p>\n (And wow, how many metaphors can I cram into one sentence?)<\/p>\n Anyway, since Petra + Cabbage so efficiently = relief, you won’t catch me complaining. Not for a while, at least.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" After the impressive nosedive of Operation Cold Turkey with Mustard, I turned to the internets for advice and found plenty to choose from. So I stuffed my bra with cabbage leaves and gave Petra carte blanche at the Boob Juice Buffet, and whaddaya know–it worked! This morning I felt well enough to declare myself mastitis-free,… Read More Now that’s what I call teamwork!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}