{"id":649,"date":"2006-10-15T23:16:30","date_gmt":"2006-10-15T22:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=649"},"modified":"2006-10-16T12:22:31","modified_gmt":"2006-10-16T11:22:31","slug":"seriously-wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=649","title":{"rendered":"<b>Seriously, wtf?<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday, Helena and I were in town with Lydia and a couple of Lydia&#8217;s friends. We had parked the car and were on our way to the mall, when Helena said to me, &#8220;Oh my god, read what it says on the back of that pickup!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where?&#8221; I asked, looking around and expecting to see a tasteless bumper sticker or some anti-American silliness or something.<\/p>\n<p>What I saw went far beyond tasteless:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" alt=\"Dead girls don't say no.\" src=\"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/revelry\/images\/dontsaynopickup.jpg\" \/><\/center>Notice, too, the shovel in the back of the truck. That&#8217;s just &#8230; whoa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday, Helena and I were in town with Lydia and a couple of Lydia&#8217;s friends. We had parked the car and were on our way to the mall, when Helena said to me, &#8220;Oh my god, read what it says on the back of that pickup!&#8221; &#8220;Where?&#8221; I asked, looking around and expecting to&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=649\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Seriously, wtf?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}