{"id":622,"date":"2006-07-29T00:20:22","date_gmt":"2006-07-28T23:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=622"},"modified":"2006-07-29T00:24:11","modified_gmt":"2006-07-28T23:24:11","slug":"who-knows-whats-in-her-head-sometimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=622","title":{"rendered":"<b>Who knows what&#8217;s in her head sometimes?<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was sitting at the computer browsing through my morning reads, when a fresh-out-of-bed Lydia came to me and asked, &#8220;Where did you put the placements?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I turned to her and asked, &#8220;The what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Placements &#8230; you know, to put the dishes and forks on!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Forks?&#8221;  I asked bemusedly, just before the light bulb came on.  &#8220;Oh!  You mean place<i>mats<\/i>.&#8221;  Pause.  &#8220;What placemats?  We don&#8217;t have any placemats.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But you said you bought placemats,&#8221; she protested.  Then the light bulb came on in her own head, and she continued dejectedly, &#8220;Oh no,  it was just a dream.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She sat down heavily at the table and sighed.  She was holding back tears as she said, &#8220;I just think it looks so <i>nice<\/i> with placemats.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I know some will say that I spoil her, but placements are on our shopping list for our next trip to town.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was sitting at the computer browsing through my morning reads, when a fresh-out-of-bed Lydia came to me and asked, &#8220;Where did you put the placements?&#8221; I turned to her and asked, &#8220;The what?&#8221; &#8220;Placements &#8230; you know, to put the dishes and forks on!&#8221; &#8220;Forks?&#8221; I asked bemusedly, just before the light bulb&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=622\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Who knows what&#8217;s in her head sometimes?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}