{"id":603,"date":"2006-06-24T22:26:11","date_gmt":"2006-06-24T21:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=603"},"modified":"2006-06-24T22:28:03","modified_gmt":"2006-06-24T21:28:03","slug":"too-much-banana-for-just-any-old-guard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=603","title":{"rendered":"<b>Too Much Banana for Just Any Old  Guard<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bananaguard.com\/\">Banana Guards<\/a> are the talk of some of my friends&#8217;  blogs lately, so a picture of this rare specimen seemed topical.  I don&#8217;t know how well you can tell from the picture, but this is a whole lotta banana &#8230; from end to end it measures 24 centimeters (that&#8217;s 9\u00bd inches, boys and girls!).  I&#8217;m tempted, obviously, to make a ribald joke here, but my husband reminds me that this is a family blog, so I&#8217;ll refrain.  I&#8217;ll put the raw material out there, but the witticisms are up to you, dear readers.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/revelry\/images\/giantbanana24june2006.jpg\" border=1 alt=\"That's a big'un!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Banana Guards are the talk of some of my friends&#8217; blogs lately, so a picture of this rare specimen seemed topical. I don&#8217;t know how well you can tell from the picture, but this is a whole lotta banana &#8230; from end to end it measures 24 centimeters (that&#8217;s 9\u00bd inches, boys and girls!). I&#8217;m&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=603\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Too Much Banana for Just Any Old  Guard<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}