{"id":600,"date":"2006-06-19T23:32:11","date_gmt":"2006-06-19T22:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=600"},"modified":"2006-06-19T23:32:57","modified_gmt":"2006-06-19T22:32:57","slug":"hide-and-seek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=600","title":{"rendered":"<b>Hide-and-Seek<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s both impressive and terrible how dirty the face of a runny-nosed baby can get.  Even armed with ten-packs of tissue and fistfuls of baby wipes I can&#8217;t stay ahead of the snot.  It&#8217;s all over her hands and face and clothes and <i>my<\/i> hands and face and clothes and just about every other surface she comes near.  Worse than the actual snot, I think, are the assorted bits of pet hair and laundry lint and miscellaneous dust and grime that attach to her cheeks and stick fast in the mucus-y adhesive.  Within ten minutes of leaving the bathtub she&#8217;s all grubby and nasty again.  I swear, she looks like something out of <i>Tobacco Road<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Even she doesn&#8217;t dare show her face publicly today.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/kids.tjerngren.net\/tage\/images\/tagewithhidingpetra19june2006.jpg\" border=1 alt=\"Hide-and-Seek\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s both impressive and terrible how dirty the face of a runny-nosed baby can get. Even armed with ten-packs of tissue and fistfuls of baby wipes I can&#8217;t stay ahead of the snot. It&#8217;s all over her hands and face and clothes and my hands and face and clothes and just about every other surface&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=600\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hide-and-Seek<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}