{"id":539,"date":"2006-02-24T18:26:30","date_gmt":"2006-02-24T16:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=539"},"modified":"2006-02-24T21:33:05","modified_gmt":"2006-02-24T19:33:05","slug":"ive-seen-the-future-and-its-made-of-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=539","title":{"rendered":"<b>I&#8217;ve seen the future and it&#8217;s made of chocolate.<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you may or may not have noticed, Fat Tuesday is fast approaching.  Not being Catholic (nor, indeed, any other sort of Christian), and not living anywhere near New Orleans, I spent most of my life taking no notice whatever of its coming.  Since moving to Sweden, however, I haven&#8217;t missed a single Mardi Gras &#8230; in fact, I generally spend the weeks leading up to it engaged in as much advance celebration as I can.  There is a reason for this, of course, and I can sum it up in one word:  <i>semlor<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/revelry\/images\/originalsemla.jpg\" border=1\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>For those who have lived in ignorance lo these many years, let me explain.  <i>Semlor<\/i> (singular:  <i>semla<\/i>)&#8211;sweet buns with almond-paste filling and whipped cream&#8211;are the traditional Fat Tuesday treat in Sweden, and starting around New Year&#8217;s they&#8217;re all over the place.  All the local bakeries run ads touting their <i>semlor<\/i> and the newspapers conduct taste tests, publishing the results so that everyone will know which <i>semlor<\/i> to seek out and which to steer clear of.  I&#8217;ll let you in on a little secret, though &#8212; this year&#8217;s best <i>semlor<\/i> are at my house (for as long as they last, anyway).<\/p>\n<p>In the &#8220;Living&#8221; section of yesterday&#8217;s newspaper was yet another <i>semlor<\/i> article, this time exploring some variations on the time-honored theme.  Among the recipes listed was one that immediately caught my eye:  Chocolate-Coffee Semlor, chocolate buns with a chocolate-coffee-almond filling and chocolate whipped cream.  Be still, my heart.  I know some might say that there&#8217;s no sense trying to improve on the original, but I assure you that they&#8217;re wrong.  The classic is good&#8211;excellent, even&#8211;but it&#8217;s a well-known truth that everything is better with chocolate and coffee.  <i>Semlor<\/i> are no exception, and my entire family agrees.  Next to these, the old standby just pales in comparison.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/revelry\/images\/chocolatesemla.jpg\" border=1\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you may or may not have noticed, Fat Tuesday is fast approaching. Not being Catholic (nor, indeed, any other sort of Christian), and not living anywhere near New Orleans, I spent most of my life taking no notice whatever of its coming. Since moving to Sweden, however, I haven&#8217;t missed a single Mardi Gras&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=539\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;ve seen the future and it&#8217;s made of chocolate.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}