{"id":536,"date":"2006-02-17T23:34:34","date_gmt":"2006-02-17T21:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=536"},"modified":"2006-02-18T02:23:49","modified_gmt":"2006-02-18T00:23:49","slug":"talking-to-tage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=536","title":{"rendered":"<b>Talking to Tage<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today Tage and I were in town to take Ola to the vet.  We were in the car waiting to make a left turn and there was a man who looked as though he wanted to cross the street.  I stopped to wait, but then he stopped.  I started moving again, then he started, too.  I stopped again, and he stopped.  Exasperated, I said out loud, &#8220;Are you going to cross or what?&#8221; as I waved to him to go.<\/p>\n<p>From the backseat Tage asked, &#8220;Who are you talking to?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, just that guy,&#8221; I answered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That guy,&#8221;  Tage said, then waited a beat.  &#8220;What&#8217;s his name?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know.  I don&#8217;t know who he is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But what&#8217;s his name?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The guy &#8230; what&#8217;s his name?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I said I don&#8217;t know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;WHAT&#8217;S HIS NAME??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.  &#8220;Joe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay.  Joe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I had just finished cooking dinner and everything was still sitting on the stove.  Petra was fussy\/tired\/hungry so I went to lie down on the bed with her and called out to the kids, &#8220;Dad will help you guys dish up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tage came in looking indignant.  &#8220;We&#8217;re not guys.  We&#8217;re <i>children<\/i>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pardon me,&#8221;  I said.  &#8220;Dad will help you children dish up.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today Tage and I were in town to take Ola to the vet. We were in the car waiting to make a left turn and there was a man who looked as though he wanted to cross the street. I stopped to wait, but then he stopped. I started moving again, then he started, too.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=536\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Talking to Tage<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}