{"id":530,"date":"2006-01-31T19:44:33","date_gmt":"2006-01-31T17:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=530"},"modified":"2006-01-31T21:24:49","modified_gmt":"2006-01-31T19:24:49","slug":"eat-my-dust-superdad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=530","title":{"rendered":"<b>Eat my dust, Superdad!<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a bid to one-up Olof&#8217;s taking-all-the-kids-out-for-supper move, I took all of them with me to town today to get Lydia&#8217;s hair cut.  Not only was I gone twice as long as he was the other night&#8211;the haircut alone took close to an hour&#8211;but I made my way up two steep, scary flights of stairs with Tage and Petra in tow, changed a poop-explosion diaper in a bathroom no larger than my dining-room table, and navigated all of us plus a handful of soiled baby clothing safely back down said stairs.  Then we had a little something to eat and even stopped by &#8230; wait for it &#8230; <i>the toy store<\/i>!  So, who&#8217;s your daddy &#8230; er, mommy, <i>now<\/i>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a bid to one-up Olof&#8217;s taking-all-the-kids-out-for-supper move, I took all of them with me to town today to get Lydia&#8217;s hair cut. Not only was I gone twice as long as he was the other night&#8211;the haircut alone took close to an hour&#8211;but I made my way up two steep, scary flights of stairs&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=530\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Eat my dust, Superdad!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}