{"id":526,"date":"2006-01-21T22:17:41","date_gmt":"2006-01-21T20:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=526"},"modified":"2006-01-21T23:52:35","modified_gmt":"2006-01-21T21:52:35","slug":"outrage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=526","title":{"rendered":"<b>Outrage!<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve done every day for the past few weeks, I ruined my elder daughter&#8217;s life this afternoon by not buying her an mp3-player.  Though she&#8217;s unable to come up with a single compelling reason for having one, she assures me that her interest has nothing&#8211;<i>NOTHING<\/i>, I say&#8211;to do with all of her friends having them.  It&#8217;s just, you know, that mp3-players are &#8220;the best thing in life,&#8221; and if I weren&#8217;t &#8220;the worstest mother in the world,&#8221; I&#8217;d face that fact and buy one for my kid.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, I did have a great piece of pecan pie today.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/kids.tjerngren.net\/lydia\/images\/angrylydia19january2006.jpg\" border=1\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve done every day for the past few weeks, I ruined my elder daughter&#8217;s life this afternoon by not buying her an mp3-player. Though she&#8217;s unable to come up with a single compelling reason for having one, she assures me that her interest has nothing&#8211;NOTHING, I say&#8211;to do with all of her friends having&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=526\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Outrage!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}