Last night I was sitting on the couch with Lydia watching Cartoon Network (one of the channels that is–unfortunately–not subject to the law against advertising directed toward children), and there was a commercial touting a talking, hugging teddy bear as a great Christmas gift.<\/p>\n
Lydia just scoffed and shook her head dismissively. “That was last year’s<\/i> best present.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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