{"id":367,"date":"2005-04-26T22:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-26T20:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=367"},"modified":"2005-04-26T22:38:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-26T20:38:00","slug":"that-darn-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=367","title":{"rendered":"That Darn Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though I always have at least one cat, I am not a cat person.  While I have varying degrees of fondness for my own cats, I don&#8217;t particularly like cats in general.  I&#8217;m not one to gush over pictures of kittens&#8211;they have a brief window of cuteness, but puppies beat them all to hell in the cute department&#8211;and I wouldn&#8217;t ever buy myself a calendar or a notebook or a coffee mug with a picture of a cat on it.  I am just not big on cats, period.<\/p>\n<p>What, then, gives Prins Bertil the idea that he must be in my lap every moment that I&#8217;m sitting in this chair?  No matter how many times I push him down or shoo him away with my foot, he will not be deterred from jumping up here to sit with me.  I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever known such a persistant cat.<\/p>\n<p>I knew letting him be named after royalty was a mistake;  it&#8217;s given him a sense of entitlement and now I&#8217;m paying the price.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though I always have at least one cat, I am not a cat person. While I have varying degrees of fondness for my own cats, I don&#8217;t particularly like cats in general. I&#8217;m not one to gush over pictures of kittens&#8211;they have a brief window of cuteness, but puppies beat them all to hell in&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=367\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">That Darn Cat<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}