{"id":350,"date":"2005-03-24T16:11:53","date_gmt":"2005-03-24T14:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=350"},"modified":"2005-03-24T16:11:53","modified_gmt":"2005-03-24T14:11:53","slug":"rush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"Rush"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We don&#8217;t often leave our dogs home alone because they&#8217;re a tad on the destructive side when left to their own devices and we haven&#8217;t yet gotten around to buying crates for them (quality crates for big dogs don&#8217;t come cheap, I&#8217;m afraid).  On occasion, however, it does happen that we all have to be somewhere that the dogs aren&#8217;t welcome.  Those days we batten down the hatches as securely as we can and hope for the best.<\/p>\n<p>This morning we had an appointment with the midwife bright and early at 8:15 and the dogs were on their own in the house for about an hour.  When we got home most everything was in one piece.  The thing that wasn&#8217;t was the cork lid to the jar where Olof keeps his instant cappuccino powder, a jar we had neglected in our haste to put out of canine reach before leaving the house.<\/p>\n<p>As you can see, the jar&#8211;made as it is from thick glass&#8211;survived intact, but there was nary a trace of cappuccino powder to be found, though the jar was nearly full when last we saw it.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/revelry\/images\/emptycappuccinojar.jpg\" border=1><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Judging from the dogs&#8217; behavior upon our return, it was Asbj&oslash;rn who lapped up the bulk of the sugary-caffeiny goodness.  While Lucy seemed her normal self, Asbj&oslash;rn was rather like an undergrad who&#8217;s pulled an all-nighter guzzling strong coffee and popping No-Doz.  Only now, several hours later, has he stopped panting and pacing.  I think, actually, that he might be sleeping.  Or perhaps I should say &#8220;crashed.&#8221;  What goes up must come down, after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We don&#8217;t often leave our dogs home alone because they&#8217;re a tad on the destructive side when left to their own devices and we haven&#8217;t yet gotten around to buying crates for them (quality crates for big dogs don&#8217;t come cheap, I&#8217;m afraid). On occasion, however, it does happen that we all have to be&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=350\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rush<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}