{"id":309,"date":"2005-01-23T20:51:47","date_gmt":"2005-01-23T18:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=309"},"modified":"2005-01-23T20:51:47","modified_gmt":"2005-01-23T18:51:47","slug":"they-never-perform-on-command","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=309","title":{"rendered":"They never perform on command."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who has lived in or visited Sweden any time during the past six months has surely heard the song &#8220;Hej Hej Monika,&#8221; by Nic and the Family.  For the uninitiated, let me explain that it&#8217;s one of those annoying pop songs that unfortunately has a catchy refrain&#8211;which makes up a good 80% of the lyrics- that sticks in your head and makes it impossible to stop singing.  <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, being the good mimic that most two-year-olds are, Tage has picked up on this refrain and was going around last night saying, over and over, &#8220;Hej hej, Monika.&#8221;  I thought it was pretty cute and was trying to get him to say it for Olof this morning.  He kept refusing and I kept cajoling, until, finally, he said in exasperation, &#8220;No &#8230; &#8216;hej hej, Monika&#8217; is broken!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who has lived in or visited Sweden any time during the past six months has surely heard the song &#8220;Hej Hej Monika,&#8221; by Nic and the Family. For the uninitiated, let me explain that it&#8217;s one of those annoying pop songs that unfortunately has a catchy refrain&#8211;which makes up a good 80% of the&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=309\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">They never perform on command.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}