This afternoon Lydia and I were sitting together on the couch leafing through one of the spring catalogs When I moved to get up, I felt the pain in my knees start up and I said, “You know, I wish I could walk on my hands.”<\/p>\n
“Do you?” she asked.<\/p>\n
“Yes, because then I wouldn’t have to stand on my legs and my knees wouldn’t hurt so much.”<\/p>\n
“If I were you,” she replied, not looking up from the catalog, “I would just wish for my knees to stop hurting.”<\/p>\n
Well, yes, I suppose that would also work . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This afternoon Lydia and I were sitting together on the couch leafing through one of the spring catalogs When I moved to get up, I felt the pain in my knees start up and I said, “You know, I wish I could walk on my hands.” “Do you?” she asked. “Yes, because then I wouldn’t… Read More Now why didn’t I think of that?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}