{"id":300,"date":"2005-01-09T22:54:45","date_gmt":"2005-01-09T20:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=300"},"modified":"2005-01-09T22:54:45","modified_gmt":"2005-01-09T20:54:45","slug":"jolly-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"Jolly Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It pains me to admit it, but my husband is a much better microwave-popcorn-popper than I am.  I pride myself on my cooking skills and generally take it as a personal affront whenever he tries to horn in on  whatever I&#8217;m doing (he tried to flip my french toast the other day &#8212; can you believe it?!), but I&#8217;ve finally had to face the fact that his skills with microwave popcorn are far superior to mine.  No matter how carefully I time it, how diligently I listen to and counts the number of pops per second, I always end up with at least a handful of burnt popcorn in every bag.  Olof&#8217;s bags never, and I mean NEVER, have so much as one burnt kernel.  It&#8217;s amazing to behold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It pains me to admit it, but my husband is a much better microwave-popcorn-popper than I am. I pride myself on my cooking skills and generally take it as a personal affront whenever he tries to horn in on whatever I&#8217;m doing (he tried to flip my french toast the other day &#8212; can you&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=300\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jolly Time!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}