{"id":294,"date":"2005-01-01T23:25:58","date_gmt":"2005-01-01T21:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=294"},"modified":"2005-01-01T23:25:58","modified_gmt":"2005-01-01T21:25:58","slug":"clean-up-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=294","title":{"rendered":"Clean-up Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I gave Lydia permission to have her friend Ida spend the night tonight on the condition that she clean up her notoriously messy bedroom.  I gave her a little kickstart this morning by gathering up all of her dirty laundry and clearing away a few other things, then left her to it.  An hour or so later she came downstairs and told me that she was finished.<\/p>\n<p>Lydia:  My room&#8217;s clean now.  Come up and see it.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  Okay, just a minute.<\/p>\n<p>Lydia:  Well, you might not think it&#8217;s so clean, but I think it&#8217;s good.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  All right.<\/p>\n<p>Lydia:  Okay, maybe there&#8217;s some trash in the toybox, but &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The rest of whatever she was going to say was covered by my laughter.  God love her, there&#8217;s not a devious bone in that kid&#8217;s body.  Every time she tries to put one over one me, she rats herself out before I even have the chance to be suspicious.<\/p>\n<p>And in case you&#8217;re wondering, yes, it was good enough and yes, Ida is spending the night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I gave Lydia permission to have her friend Ida spend the night tonight on the condition that she clean up her notoriously messy bedroom. I gave her a little kickstart this morning by gathering up all of her dirty laundry and clearing away a few other things, then left her to it. An hour or&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=294\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Clean-up Time<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}