{"id":263,"date":"2004-11-07T23:08:33","date_gmt":"2004-11-07T21:08:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=263"},"modified":"2004-11-07T23:08:33","modified_gmt":"2004-11-07T21:08:33","slug":"not-ready-for-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"Not ready for Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How can the weekend be over?  I&#8217;m so not ready to get up at 7:30 tomorrow.  I&#8217;m so lazy, I swear the only thing that prevents me from keeping Lydia home every other day is that even if she stays home I still have to get up to call the school and say she&#8217;s not coming.  If it weren&#8217;t for that, I&#8217;d probably just roll over and go back to sleep way more often than I&#8217;d care to admit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How can the weekend be over? I&#8217;m so not ready to get up at 7:30 tomorrow. I&#8217;m so lazy, I swear the only thing that prevents me from keeping Lydia home every other day is that even if she stays home I still have to get up to call the school and say she&#8217;s not&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=263\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Not ready for Monday<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}