This morning at breakfast, Petra asked me out of the blue, “What’s racist?”<\/p>\n
“Hmmm,” I stalled, trying to think of an explanation appropriate for a first-grader. “I suppose it’s if you’re mean to someone or don’t like them because of where they come from or what color their skin is. It’s not nice.”<\/p>\n
“I would never do that,” she assured me. “But how do you get more money?”<\/p>\n
“What?”<\/p>\n
At that point, thank goodness, Tage chimed in from his bedroom. “She means ‘raises’ … like on The Regular Show<\/i>, when they ask Benson for more money.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, well that one’s easier.”<\/p>\n
Dang Swedes and their imperfect mastery of the “Z” sound. Gets me every time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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