{"id":243,"date":"2004-10-13T16:59:05","date_gmt":"2004-10-13T14:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=243"},"modified":"2004-10-13T16:59:05","modified_gmt":"2004-10-13T14:59:05","slug":"when-you-know-youre-a-cool-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"When you know you&#8217;re a cool mom."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I overheard this conversation between my daughter and her friend this afternoon as they were putting on fake tattoos:<\/p>\n<p>Sandra, importantly:  My dad has two tattoos.  <i>REAL<\/i> tattoos.<\/p>\n<p>Lydia, unimpressed:  Yeah, my mom has five.<\/p>\n<p>Sandra, wide-eyed:  Can I see?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I overheard this conversation between my daughter and her friend this afternoon as they were putting on fake tattoos: Sandra, importantly: My dad has two tattoos. REAL tattoos. Lydia, unimpressed: Yeah, my mom has five. Sandra, wide-eyed: Can I see?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}