{"id":239,"date":"2004-10-07T23:45:07","date_gmt":"2004-10-07T21:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=239"},"modified":"2004-10-07T23:45:07","modified_gmt":"2004-10-07T21:45:07","slug":"thursday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=239","title":{"rendered":"Thursday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tage really needs more fiber in his diet.  He gets constipated about once a week, on average, and it&#8217;s no fun for any of us (least of all for him, I&#8217;ve no doubt).  Just now it&#8217;s getting close to midnight and we&#8217;d all like to go to bed, but Tage won&#8217;t&#8211;or can&#8217;t, I suppose&#8211;settle down and go to sleep until he gets his &#8220;business&#8221; done.  <\/p>\n<p>Last night a delivery man (I&#8217;ve no idea who, actually) called Olof and said he had a package to deliver for Lydia and would bring it by at seven o&#8217;clock this morning.  I don&#8217;t normally get out of bed until seven-thirty, but this morning I rose bright and early at six-thirty, just to make sure I didn&#8217;t miss the delivery.  After waiting around for two hours (and getting Lydia up and off to school in the meantime), I finally gave up and went back to bed for a couple of hours.<\/p>\n<p>Later in the day Olof and I theorized that perhaps the delivery man had meant seven in the <i>evening<\/i> instead of seven in the morning, so we waited some more, again to no avail.  Finally, just before eight, Olof called him (he had a cell number) and he said that he had been sick today and that his replacement hadn&#8217;t known about the scheduled delivery.  They rescheduled for seven tomorrow morning.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all well and good, and honestly, I can&#8217;t hold it against the guy that he was sick, but it would have been nice to have saved myself the trouble of getting up so early this morning.  It&#8217;s adding insult to injury to make me have to do it all again tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tage really needs more fiber in his diet. He gets constipated about once a week, on average, and it&#8217;s no fun for any of us (least of all for him, I&#8217;ve no doubt). Just now it&#8217;s getting close to midnight and we&#8217;d all like to go to bed, but Tage won&#8217;t&#8211;or can&#8217;t, I suppose&#8211;settle down&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=239\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thursday<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}