{"id":231,"date":"2004-09-25T23:04:02","date_gmt":"2004-09-25T21:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/wp\/?p=231"},"modified":"2004-09-25T23:04:02","modified_gmt":"2004-09-25T21:04:02","slug":"saturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=231","title":{"rendered":"Saturday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With Lydia sleeping over at a friend&#8217;s house and Tage playing quietly enough by himself, I finally got started on the long-overdue housecleaning this afternoon, and I&#8217;m amazed&#8211;truly, struck almost dumb&#8211;by the capacity of my family to create messes.  Why can&#8217;t we just pick up after ourselves like normal people?<\/p>\n<p>I hate to cast aspersions, because I love my husband wildly&#8211;really, I do&#8211;but Olof is by far the worst offender.  The kids make plenty of messes, sure, but they at least have the excuse of being kids.  And me, I&#8217;m no Tidy Tess, but I can tolerate only a certain amount of mess and clutter before my fingers start itching to clear it all away:  it would appear, I&#8217;m afraid, that the man of my dreams has a much higher tolerance for this sort of thing than I do.  I think I could clean the entire house top to bottom in the time it would take him to clean just his office.<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, though, he&#8217;s the one who has to work there and if he can stand it that&#8217;s all that really matters.  I can always close the door if I don&#8217;t want to see it.  He does clean it thoroughly once a year or so, but it doesn&#8217;t take long before the floor is covered again in old newspapers and littered with empty Coca-Cola bottles.  It doesn&#8217;t seem to bother him, though.  Honestly, he gets so wrapped up in his work that I doubt he even sees it.<\/p>\n<p>As for me, sitting here bemoaning my husband&#8217;s untidiness is merely another way I&#8217;ve found to put off cleaning up my own messes.  Guess I&#8217;ll get back to it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With Lydia sleeping over at a friend&#8217;s house and Tage playing quietly enough by himself, I finally got started on the long-overdue housecleaning this afternoon, and I&#8217;m amazed&#8211;truly, struck almost dumb&#8211;by the capacity of my family to create messes. Why can&#8217;t we just pick up after ourselves like normal people? I hate to cast aspersions,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=231\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Saturday<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}