{"id":2149,"date":"2011-12-28T18:55:46","date_gmt":"2011-12-28T17:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=2149"},"modified":"2011-12-28T18:55:46","modified_gmt":"2011-12-28T17:55:46","slug":"inexplicable-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=2149","title":{"rendered":"<b>Inexplicable<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of months ago, my friend, Debbie, discovered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iherb.com\">iHerb<\/a>, a webshop in the States that has <a href=http:\/\/www.iherb.com\/Nestle-Toll-House-Butterscotch-Morsels-11-oz-311-8-g\/35981?at=0\">lots<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iherb.com\/Farmer-s-Market-Foods-Organic-Pumpkin-15-oz-425-g\/32844?at=0\">lots<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iherb.com\/Bob-s-Red-Mill-10-Grain-Hot-Cereal-25-oz-1-lb-9-oz-708-g\/11086?at=0\">groceries<\/a> of the kind I love but can&#8217;t buy here.  Not only are their prices reasonable, but they ship packages under four pounds overseas for the unheard of price of six American dollars.  Honestly, that&#8217;s practically free!  I order from them at least once or twice every week, and I&#8217;ve yet to be disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s not entirely true, but you&#8217;ll soon see that iHerb is in no way to blame.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon I got a shipment with a big bag of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iherb.com\/Now-Foods-Healthy-Foods-Pecans-Raw-Halves-and-Pieces-12-oz-340-g\/15162?at=0\">pecans<\/a> and three boxes of my new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iherb.com\/Blue-Diamond-Pecan-Nut-Thins-Nut-Rice-Cracker-Snacks-4-25-oz-120-5-g\/32070?at=0\">favorite<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iherb.com\/Blue-Diamond-Almond-Nut-Thins-Cheddar-Cheese-4-25-oz-120-5-g\/32073?at=0\">snack<\/a>, Nut-Thins crackers.  Brynja also has a special fondness for these crackers, so I&#8217;d stashed them out of her reach before I left the room for a while.  When I came back, I found to my dismay that she&#8217;d employed a chair to put the crackers within her reach and that the now-empty cracker boxes were on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>But she wasn&#8217;t eating the crackers &#8230; oh, no.  She had taken the inner bags from the boxes and was merrily stomping the hell out of them.  &#8220;Why?&#8221; I yelled as I hurried to rescue my bags of still-precious crumbs.  &#8220;Why, why, <i>why<\/i>?!&#8221;  but after nearly four years of living with Brynja, I knew there wasn&#8217;t a satisfactory answer.  This is just the kind of thing she does, and as much as it drives me crazy, I confess that it&#8217;s also part of her charm.  There&#8217;s just no telling what she&#8217;ll do.<\/p>\n<p><i>*Oh, also, if you happen to order from iHerb, enter this code &#8212; TOJ481 &#8212; at checkout and you&#8217;ll get $5 off your first order (plus I&#8217;ll get a little bonus, too!).<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of months ago, my friend, Debbie, discovered iHerb, a webshop in the States that has<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2149"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2154,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149\/revisions\/2154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}