{"id":1221,"date":"2009-08-08T23:26:38","date_gmt":"2009-08-08T22:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1221"},"modified":"2009-08-09T09:24:37","modified_gmt":"2009-08-09T08:24:37","slug":"spectacle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1221","title":{"rendered":"<b>Spectacle<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shortly before Tage&#8217;s party was set to begin this afternoon, I went out to the front of the house to tie some balloons to the drainpipe in order to identify this as the party zone.\u00a0 I was in a bit of a hurry and not paying close attention to what I did, but luckily enough, I took the time to step back and survey my handiwork before I left it.\u00a0 I say &#8220;luckily enough,&#8221; because <a href=\"http:\/\/home.tjerngren.net\/revelry\/images\/naughtyballoons8august2009.jpg\">this<\/a> is what I found I had done.<\/p>\n<p>Once I stopped laughing&#8211;and called my mom and Olof to see and snapped a couple of pictures&#8211;I added a few more balloons and a bit of discretion to the display.\u00a0 I confess that I did consider just for the briefest moment leaving it up like that.\u00a0 In the end, though, concern over what kind of guests we might attract to our seven-year-old&#8217;s birthday bash tipped the scales on the side of decency.\u00a0 Count yourself fortunate, dear reader, that my standards for children&#8217;s parties don&#8217;t apply to this blog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shortly before Tage&#8217;s party was set to begin this afternoon, I went out to the front of the house to tie some balloons to the drainpipe in order to identify this as the party zone.\u00a0 I was in a bit of a hurry and not paying close attention to what I did, but luckily enough,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1221\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Spectacle<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}