Tage came into the office just now, fighting back tears and cradling his hand gingerly next to his chest.<\/p>\n
“Oh!” I said.\u00a0 “What happened?”<\/p>\n
“I hurt my finger,” he said, and held out said digit for my inspection.\u00a0 There was a small, red scratch on the middle knuckle of his left pinky finger, but it was nothing serious.<\/p>\n
“I think you’re okay,” I told him.<\/p>\n
“No, I can’t use it,” he said, resignation heavy in his voice.\u00a0 “I have to do things that take only nine fingers.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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