{"id":1154,"date":"2009-01-26T21:51:18","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T20:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1154"},"modified":"2009-01-26T21:54:24","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T20:54:24","slug":"girl-goes-goth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1154","title":{"rendered":"<b>Girl Goes Goth<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, not exactly.\u00a0 Or not even close, really, but I&#8217;m always a sucker for alliteration, and a goodly portion of my eldest daughter&#8217;s hair <em>is<\/em> black now, so that ought to count for something.\u00a0 Other than the part where I nearly blinded her, the whole dyeing bit went well, I think.\u00a0 More important, the girl herself thinks it went well (though the fact that I caught her smiling has nothing to do with her hair and everything to do with me asking her&#8211;after several grim-faced poses&#8211;what her face would look like if I farted in church;\u00a0 fortuitiously, I snapped at just the right moment).<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" alt=\"dye job\" src=\"http:\/\/kids.tjerngren.net\/lydia\/images\/lydia26january2009.jpg\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" alt=\"side view\" src=\"http:\/\/kids.tjerngren.net\/lydia\/images\/lydiaprofile26january2009.jpg\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, not exactly.\u00a0 Or not even close, really, but I&#8217;m always a sucker for alliteration, and a goodly portion of my eldest daughter&#8217;s hair is black now, so that ought to count for something.\u00a0 Other than the part where I nearly blinded her, the whole dyeing bit went well, I think.\u00a0 More important, the girl&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1154\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Girl Goes Goth<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}