{"id":1141,"date":"2008-12-23T21:06:30","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T20:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1141"},"modified":"2008-12-23T21:06:40","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T20:06:40","slug":"what-you-dont-never-wanna-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1141","title":{"rendered":"What you don’t never wanna see<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Evidence\"<\/center>What you see before you is the evidence left behind after Petra’s first (experience has taught me not even to hope it will be her last) self-administered haircut.\u00a0 As luck would have it–or perhaps I’m just in denial–the damage isn’t terribly obvious if you’re not looking for it.\u00a0 We’ll see what it looks like once her hair’s been washed and combed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What you see before you is the evidence left behind after Petra’s first (experience has taught me not even to hope it will be her last) self-administered haircut.\u00a0 As luck would have it–or perhaps I’m just in denial–the damage isn’t terribly obvious if you’re not looking for it.\u00a0 We’ll see what it looks like once… Read More What you don’t never wanna see<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}