{"id":1044,"date":"2008-08-24T18:05:30","date_gmt":"2008-08-24T17:05:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1044"},"modified":"2008-08-24T18:05:30","modified_gmt":"2008-08-24T17:05:30","slug":"perception","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1044","title":{"rendered":"<b>Perception<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One night last week, Lydia and I were in the kitchen together, she emptying the dishwasher and I putting the finishing touches on supper.\u00a0 We were talking about school and she said that she really liked her new art teacher.\u00a0 I asked what he was like, and, among other things, that he was &#8220;young.&#8221;\u00a0 I wondered how young, and she qualified, &#8220;Well, maybe not <i>young<\/i>, but like 30.\u00a0 Not like 40 or anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is 40 old?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; she answered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you think Dad&#8217;s old?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; she said again, practically scoffing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you think I&#8217;m old?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; she answered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, good,&#8221; I said.\u00a0 &#8220;But I guess I will be in five years.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her head snapped up and she burst out suddenly, &#8220;Oh my god!\u00a0 Are you 35?&#8221;\u00a0 She shook her head in disbelief.\u00a0 &#8220;I thought you were, like, 32.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I swear, I could feel myself aging before her eyes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One night last week, Lydia and I were in the kitchen together, she emptying the dishwasher and I putting the finishing touches on supper.\u00a0 We were talking about school and she said that she really liked her new art teacher.\u00a0 I asked what he was like, and, among other things, that he was &#8220;young.&#8221;\u00a0 I&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/?p=1044\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Perception<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beverlyrevelry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}